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In my defense, that was the most realistic plastic fruit I've ever seen.

So your dog gets zero blame here?

I mailed you a check for $10. It's very strange that you didn't get it. And I very rarely steal your mail!

Lies! I was also wearing a hat.

I had to use an old, worn-out controller and sleep on the floor, but you don't hear me complaining.

#1. The homeowner said to help myself to drinks in the fridge.
#2. They never said anything about not playing with the superglue.

There was no sign saying not to ride it.

I don't know how this got in here, but I stand by my review. It was the best new to me underwear ever. 

The fee barely covered my disappointment, David.

If my head was able to fit in any of those it means it wasn't up to code anyway. So not my fault really. 

It wasn't ALL of their pillows. They have too many pillows anyway. 

Don't brag about your talking parrot and expect people not to talk to it. 

Yep, that's exactly what happened.

The Facebook ad didn't say anything about not including plutonium. I think I made it there pretty timely considering.

Well you get 1 star for being the worst audience ever.

What about that time I broke an expensive, antique vase of one of your clients, set it back up so you couldn't see the crack in it, and didn't tell anyone until now? Did you forget about that? 

If you had mentioned how steep the driveway was when scheduling, this could have been avoided. 

And here we observe the remarkable Deno in his natural habitat. Notice, if you will, how he responds to external stimuli. One such stimulus, a review, has recently entered his environment. It is evident from his demeanor that Deno does not find this particular review amusing.